Posts Tagged ‘jumping the shark’
Top 379 preview / YouTube sensation / Toastiest jumping the shark
Originally posted 08/02/08…my one and only lip-syncing performance on the web…I like to repost it now and then…this is pretty much Toastie in a nutshell…which reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers. And give me some more likes. Need validation. 9 [Read More]
“You’re going to be a great success”
Oh, shit… Now, I’ve done it. Generally, it would be a positive development to begin going through long-sacred clutter and getting rid of some of it. The problem is that much of it resonates far too deeply with me for it to be trashed. Specifically, I’m [Read More]
Finding old girlfriends on theknot.com
Don’t write an ex-girlfriend to see how she’s doing, and explicitly ask about the “great guy” she mentioned last year when you last exchanged emails. Don’t do this when you KNOW that you’re going to be shattered when she tells you that [Read More]
Crouton du jour no. 21 redux
Because I actually like this version of Toastie… (circa August 2008) [Read More]
No, I am not having a good time. I don’t even know how to.
This a crude rendering of a post written on my iPhone at 2:17am—Pacific Time. Yes, I’m 2400 miles from home. I have my reasons for not disclosing my travels. My point in writing now is to declare that upon my return to my dodgy life back in NC on Tuesday, the [Read More]
Historical journaling, circa 12-11-2008
Enough games, like that “written sometime in the last 20 years” crap… Just slightly censored… I should write more, so ——- —- —— ———- —’- —- — ——-. But this is sudden. [Read More]
