I have a dog. But I don’t get him enough exercise. I probably should have gotten a fence put up in the backyard for him, but I decided a new car for myself was more important.

I have a stable job. I do IT work. But I don’t really like what I do, and I don’t know where I see myself in five years.

I don’t know what I’d try to do for a living if I could do anything.

I don’t really know what I like to do for fun.

I have strong political beliefs, generally very liberal, but I generally just rant with mean-spirited, sarcastic humor on the internet rather than actively working to do anything on behalf of causes I care about.

I don’t cook. This is mostly because I never feel up to cleaning up anything.

I want to go hiking…but I never go.

I want to dance…but I never dance.

I want to go see documentary films…but I never go.

I want to go to LocoPops…but I never go.

I want to learn something new…but I never learn anything.

I just kinda sit and let life pass me by. I don’t live life to the fullest.

So I have this chronic illness, too…it gets in the way a bit. But that is such a bullshit excuse, and I know it.

But, really, I’m actually a lot of fun to be around. Except that I’m probably not.

So…write me…we should hang out!