8:04PM – mickey rooney sighting! he’s still alive!
8:06PM – cannot hear a darn thing on this red carpet show. hope main show doesn’t have this problem. looking forward to hearing jon stewart
8:10PM – shaun robinson to ellen page- you just tuned 21, have you had a chance to become a drunk, high, pantyless hollywood starlet yet?
8:38PM – jon stewart is making me laugh too hard..i’m gonna bust a kidney
9:00PM – steve carell just had an amusing little bit…his ‘get smart’ with anne hathaway might be good
9:15PM – i actually haven’t seen anything nominated this year, for the most part….but i did see ratatouille, which was oscar-worthy, indeed
9:20PM – ugh, i hate how they cut people off mid-speech at to save time when there are inevitably numerous bloated production numbers
9:25PM – aggravated to see this duke medicine commercial for the 10th time, implying they actually give a crap about patients
9:30PM – bar is really low for presenters when the rock gets to give an award…just seems like there’d be more a-listers to pick from
9:35PM – salute to binoculars and periscopes…brilliant
9:40PM – bee montage – not funny…this is part of show that really drags…best animated short
9:55PM – actually disappointed not to see halle berry and judi dench…jonah hill and seth rogen banter not particularly funny
10:20PM – best actress upset…academy likes musical bios… glad ellen page didn’t win…sick of all the juno press…it was ok movie
10:30PM – another duke med ad…empathy, sympathy, compassion..???!!!!..f*ck you duke medicine…
10:40PM – “falling slowly” from movie “once” performed, remember my young pathetic self when i wasn’t angry at world, just unimaginably sad
10:50PM – nice 80 years of oscar montage…heavy use of dragonheart theme, one of best uplifting themes
10:55PM – i get teary when a 98-year-old wins an oscar…hope the music doesn’t play him off…classy, classy moment
11:10PM – song from Once just won, need to see it…jon stewart:”that guy is sooo arrogant” just busted another kidney
11:20PM – suzanne pleshette.deborah kerr.heath ledger..not a big year for big-name film star deaths…little action on death applaus-o-meter
11:25PM – found irony in us military fighting for our freedom giving award to doc film about dying woman suing to get pension for life partner
