How flattering.

I stumbled upon some new “local” blog a few days ago. I asked a few local bloggers if they had heard of the blog or its author. I was unaware that the blog seemed to be a parody of a local food blog, since I rarely eat anywhere that braises or reduces anything and, therefore, don’t follow most of the local food blogs. Also, I was unaware that the author had caused a stink with an insulting comment directed toward a local blogger.

So I don’t know who this person, the author of this new blog, is. But I’m apparently worthy of a post in his blog. It would be mildly amusing if not for the “Wanted dead or alive” subject header, which is a bit creepy.

What’s also odd is that I’d be the first person to mock any designation of myself as a “Durham blogger”. I live in Durham, and I put brain droppings out there on the internet on this website. Sure, I aspire to be relevant, but I’m well-aware that posts of pet pictures and confessions of shopping at Wal-Mart don’t put me on a trajectory towards relevance. So the mystery blogger’s focus on me is puzzling.