(With apologies to Bill Maher)

NEW RULE:
When Time Magazine selects its “Person of the Year,” it must choose a singular actual human being. Over 20 years ago, they named a “Machine of the Year,” the personal computer. A couple of years ago, “The American Soldier” was the Person of the Year. Time has another copout in 2006.

Personally, I thought Suri Cruise had a big year that went largely unnoticed.