For the public record (for now):

If I set rules for myself, I break them.
If I give myself reminders, I ignore them.
If I set goals for myself, I procrastinate until there’s no chance to achieve them.

Sounds like you don’t love yourself.

No shit. What’s your point?

You must love yourself before you can expect others to love you.

That’s why I have pets. They don’t give a shit how I feel about myself; they love me anyway.