Archive for September, 2006
Scarlett’s sexy, sexy gallbladder
Can’t sleep. It’s 4AM. Esquire names ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Scarlett Johansson says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal. “What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” [Read More]
Breakfast of champions
Two slices of cold pizza from Mellow Mushroom, topped with gorgonzola and basil Washed down with some Diet Cheerwine! The pizza was great; the Diet Cheerwine, not so much. Meanwhile, two grapefruits and two apples continue to age in my cubicle… [Read More]
More puppy pics
Herman – Contentment Originally uploaded by toastie97. New pics of my happy, handsome boy [Read More]
The good, the bad, and the ugly
(as posted in ) The good news is that details from Bob Woodward’s new book State of Denial are suddenly exploding on the scene, and he’s detailing all the deception of the Bush adminstration regarding Iraq. I’m listening to NBC Nightly News right [Read More]
Drop this “war on terror” bullshit
CNN’s current QuickVote: “Which country do you trust more as an ally in the war on terror?” They don’t even capitalize “war on terror”, because they know it’s not a real war. It’s been said time and time again since 9/11, that [Read More]
Correction*
Dear World, I was a nice guy this time, but the next time a preppy young dickwad comes to my door to sell me magazine subscriptions so he can get points to go to Fiji under the premise of building his communication skills and self-esteem, I’m going to beat him to a [Read More]
President Ted Stevens!
It just occurred to me that the man who described the internet as a series of tubes is only three heartbeats away from the Presidency. [Read More]
Why I’d rather live back in Durham
…as opposed to Raleigh. Number of Prii I see in the parking lots of my apartment complex other than my own: 0 Number of Prii I see in the parking deck at work (roughly the same amount of cars as apt complex): 5 I realize this difference is more a function of the [Read More]
While Americans toast falling gas prices…
White House squelches science on global warming yet again Polls suggest Americans are most concerned about Iraq, the “war on terror” (a term that future generations will surely mock; I’ll say it again, we might as well have a war on hernias, too), and gas [Read More]
