Silly religion. A new leader to tell a billion sheeple that they can only be saved through Christ and that Catholic doctrine is the only acceptable doctrine, that disease and poverty are preferable to contraception, that homesexuality is evil…

Yes, I am an ignorant, disrespectful agnostic, and when I hear the name Benedict, I think of traitors, eggs, and the British neighbor on The Jeffersons.

- Toastus XCVI